“we can’t jump off bridges anymore because our iphones will get ruined. we can’t take skinny dips in the ocean, because there’s no service on the beach, and adventures aren’t real unless they’re on instagram. technology has doomed the spontaneity of adventure, and we’re helping destroy it every time we google, check-in, and hashtag”
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
